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The 5 Unsexiest Nimbusters of All Time.

2006-04-19T21:50:00.000-07:00

#5 Nimbuster Admin. Admin comes in at number 5. He's fat, greasy, and nasty with a drinking problem. Even the trailer park hoes won't mess with him unless he gives them a C note (or two).

Turn ons: Passed out women, cheap beer, women who don't charge me,
and women without yeast infections.

Turn offs: Women who demand personal hygiene, women who use strap ons after you pass out, and dead chicks with cold pussy.

#4 Michael VonBluvens. Vonblubber is a bit down on his luck and desperate since his fat assed wife threw his ass back on the streets. Von is reportedly looking for a stupid fat chick to support his non working ass.

Turn ons: Fat Chicks and cashing his welfare checks.

Turn offs: Hal Turner snorting up all the cocaine, Jewish skinny chicks, and assholes who want to crave a star of David in his forehead.

#3 Woger Leo Wiseman. Woger reports that he "regularly fucks high profile models" which sounds pretty impressive until you look in the Yellow pages and find that "High Profile Models" is a local Glendale escort service that specializes in crackhoes. Turn ons: Chicks with Dix, Sheep, and Lloyd Davies. Woger is greatly believed to be the greasiest Nimbuster.

Turns offs: Chicks with bigger dix than him, Dave Heils's wife, and hemorrhoids.

#2 Lloyd "Lardass" Davies. Lloyd is reportedly a virgin and it isn't hard to understand why. He reportedly enjoys dancing but according to long time Nimbuster Woger Wiseman, "The only dancing Lardass does is the Penis Polka." The Athens Pizza boy is believed to weigh around 250 and stand only 5'6. He's still single ladies and likely to be so for life.

Turn ons: Pizza, Tom Baker naked, and a Steve Holsten blow up doll.

Turn offs: Woger Wiseman and diet food.

The Number One Unsexiest Nimbuster of all time is Steven Holsten. Steve is reportedly up to 327 lbs and now out weighs both his fat assed wife and even Lardass Davies. Steve hasn't worked since being fired as a department store Santa for feeling up the children.

Turns ons: 13 year old girls, large black dicks, and seeing Hal naked.

Turns offs: Young Shaved ones that put up a fight, 13 year old girls that are really cops, and DirecTV.

Holsten Family Values

2006-04-06T00:23:00.000-07:00

The only good Pedo....

So now Christopher Holsten (son of Steve Holsten, known child molester) has been arrested for attempted statutory rape, a D-felony that is punishable by up to four years in state prison and according to Dunklin County Prosecuting Attorney Stephen Sokoloff additional charges, enticement of a child, will be levied against Holsten. The C-felony is punishable by up to seven years in prison. It is no longer even a question if Steve is an unfit father and one wonders if Michael shouldn't be put in a foster home before it is too late for him as well.

Long time Nimbuster Harry Schwartz has provided us this an interesting link http://www.dddnews.com/story/1145634.html regarding Christopher L. Holsten (23 year old son of Steve) it seems that Chris is following in his old man's foot steps and was arrested for attempting to have sex with under-aged children. Chris's recent trip to the Kennett jail was met with great approval from the residents. Tyree Jackson inmate 12634-019 aka "The Bitch Maker" had this to say, "Man I didn't think anyone could out chicken dance his pop but after Chrissey was given a bit of encouragement from me and the boys, then she did just fine." The "Chicken Dance" is a Kennett jail tradition. Inmates of questionable sexual orientation are made to strip naked, stick a chicken leg up their butt and dance on the table of the day room to the hoops and hollars of the rest of the inmates. Fellow inmates are noted for using their belts to encourage the dancer to preform. After the dance the dancer is expected to eat the chicken leg. The "Bitch Maker" comments further: "Man you can tell that Chrissey's pop had been tappin' that ass. It was a bit loose at first, but once you got past that three inch worn out part is was real tight. Just like his dear old dads."

Chris, a jobless dead beat, much like his dad was given a public defender Rebecca D. Burke (573) 888-0604 (though Rebecca was admitted to the bar in 1982 she has won less than 7% of her cases) and Chris's chances of jail time seems good. Nimbuster Black Jesus a former social worker for the Bureau of Prisons (BOP) promises to send Chris "pink undies" while he is behind bars and to write Chris's fellow inmates making sure they know just what it is Chris has done to get himself locked up. "I want to make sure that every day Chris Holsten spends in prison is a living hell." said Black Jesus.

M.I. III : April Fools Day Rave

2006-04-02T19:48:00.000-07:00

The problem: Where to hold the Nimbuster April Fools Day Rave? The last two Nimbuster parties were so devastatingly destructive that we’ve become infamous, no hotels, conventions centers or apartment houses will have anything to do with us. The mere mention of “Nimbuster” sends them running. Even Crack infested motels turned us down. The solution? Show up somewhere and throw the party without actually informing the owner of the property. Location: 610 Glen Haven, Glendale West Virginia, Woger’s house!

Next problem. Woger wouldn’t open the door. Mobutu made very convincing sheep noises hoping to get Woger to open the door to no avail. Woger just screamed from behind his curtains, “I know a real sheep when I hear one, mother fucker. Imagine that!” Then Nicole Nichols tried the “Open up Woger, it’s Mummy.” Woger just yelled, “Fuck you bitch, I got mummy tied up in the basement and she’s been dead for 4 years! Imagine that!” Lloyd yelled, “Woger I’m outside naked.” Woger just yelled back, “Fuck you bitch, you’d probably just give me AIDS! Imagine that!!!” Finally a quick thinking Admin went to Woger’s back door and yelled “Watch out Woger, Leila Heil just came in the back door!” A terrified Woger let out the worst girlie scream and came running out the front door slipping on a pepperoni that had fallen out of TimeLORD’s pocket (I was saving it for latter, Lloyd admitted) knocking himself unconscious for almost 30 minutes. Of course in that time we’d fished the keys out of his pocket, took his 1967 Dodge Dart on a beer run (running it into a drunken tree in the process), Holsten had his way with Woger’s lamb, Hal and Kennewick Man smoked up Woger’s weed and snorted up all his cocaine. Woger was one unhappy camper when he finally woke up. Especially when he had to pay for the pizza the DeLorean had ordered. But generally speaking a good time was had by all except Woger who was stuck with the clean up.

NewsGuy showed up dressed to impress.
Nichole Nichols seemed to enjoy herself at the party.

FAILURE TO RAUNCH

2006-03-27T20:41:00.000-08:00

As a Nimbuster, I have certain basic needs. I need water to drink, food to eat, air to breathe and porn to view. I am addicted to porn, I am not afraid to say it. Porn is certainly as important as my other basic needs and not just any porn but jaded cutting edge porn, girl does girl, girl does girl does guy, girl does horsie(s) and doggie(s). Pornography is my life’s blood, a need down deep and dark inside of me. I first realized it as an addition when on a three week road trip my laptop was stolen. I couldn’t access the net and surf the sick and wonderful dark side of the web. On the first day I was basically okay but I started to notice an involuntary shaking of my hands, night sweats followed, terrible cold sweating and even more terrible nightmares concerning women who not only wouldn’t do each other but turned me down as well. The second day was worse, loss of appetite, nausea and vomiting, long hard erections that wouldn’t go away. On the third day I couldn’t function and was losing my will to live. Luckily I found an adult DVD store and was able pick up movies to “feed the monkey” until I could get home to my computer. Apparently the girl (alas fat and unattractive) behind the counter in the video store knew just what to do, she helped me to a private viewing room in the back of the story just in time but it was a close one my Nim brothers, a very close one. I stared in to the darkness of the abyss and it looked back in all it horribleness of a world without pornography but I was able to fight it back with a copy of Debbie Does Donkey and Lezzy Anal Spanking Nuns it was a close one friends, so very close. Pray to the gods of porno that this doesn’t happen to you!

But don’t be so quick to laugh at me, my fellow Nimrhoids because you know in your heart you are fucked in the same way. Both SLEDGEHAMMER88 and Black Jesus have their own porn business (blacksonblondes.com and Sledge makes his own spanking films with girls in need of correction). Reportedly NewsGuy jacks off ten times a day in his mothers basement to pictures of fat supposedly Icelandic women, Woger jacks to pictures of Lloyd, Von and Pikkel Weezel jack to images of fat chunky girls, Steve jacks to pics of the young shaved ones then sticks carrots and rhubarbs up his ass at the point of climax and Schwartz masturbates with visions of black Jewish women who give head and stay away from your goddamned credit cards. The things Shemale Posting Dude aka Ladystick Cadre does are too fucking sick to mention here and are best left to your sick imaginations.

So, to make a long story short Nim faithful, it really burns my exit only asshole that here recently it seems that the quality of porn on the internet has markedly decreased. Roundandbrown hasn’t done an anal or a girl on girl in months; Bang Bus has been going down hill for sometime and “All Anal Asian Butt Girls” has gotten boring! Can’t they get those itty bitty tittied girls a breast job? Goddamn it man what is the world coming to? You’re got a job to do, porn producers. We’re counting on you. We have a need only you can fulfill and oh by the way don’t expect us to pay for it. After all we’ve Nimbusters if I can’t hack it myself I find a code off Usenet.
Porn like air should be free!

NIMBUSTER NEWS SERVICE:News You can use.

2006-03-25T12:57:00.000-08:00

NIM NEWS LEAD STORY

Kennett, Missouri: Anti-Holsten protesters clashed with Holsten supporters today at a Holsten for President political rally. The Antis were upset of reports that Holsten took liberties with two of his young interns Ali and Omar. Omar made the statement: “Working for Uncle Steve makes my potty hole sore. I don’t like working for Uncle Steve.”

When things turned violent between the two sides the Kennett police were called and arrests were made on both sides. According to one source (Billy "Bumps" White a Holsten supporter) there were as many as 5,000 Holsten supporters. Many of Kennett's Jewish community support Holsten because of his Jewish heritage. Rabbi Benwa Ballistien made the following statement. "Even if Steve did change his last name from Holstien to Holsten we are not ashamed to support him!"

NIM NEWS WEIRD SPORTING NEWS

GLENDALE, WEST VIRIGINIA: Recreational hunter Roger Leo Wiseman was attacked today by a large buck near his home in Glendale. Roger, pictured here before and during the attack.

NIM NEWS ENTERTAINMENT

Hollywood Nazi, National Socialist Movement Minster of Bullshit and lies, Bill White (pictured above) announced today that he would be co-starring in a movie entitled "Incest is just a family affair" with his mother Little Anal Annie White. Annie is making a "cum" back, having retired from the porn scene almost 20 years ago.

Ms. White is also available for private parties and Bar Mitzvah's call her at her work number 877-225-5673 or write her or stop by her agents house: 521 SW CHAPMAN AVE ROANOKE VA 24016 Ask for Bill, you can call "Billy" at 540-798-1393.

NIM NEWS FASHION

TimeLord Lloyd Davies made the cover of GQ (TimeLORD edition).

The Cocksuckers Lounge: Who's getting SCREWED?

2006-03-23T17:49:00.000-08:00

The Cocksuckers Lounge was originally created by Admin to deal with the incredible amount of spam created by Woger. The Cocksuckers Lounge was where the Admin would move the "Woger Spam", instead of out right deleting it. In the bad old days Woger would log on and leave between 100-200 posts per day, all obsessing over Lloyd Davies. The messages were all remarkably well written and informative. Here is a typical example:

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Author: Not Woger Either!
Subject: Another Lonely Saturday Night for Lardass.!

Poor whining cunt Davies.

Imagine that.
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Or

And of course Woger would post it over and over so you’d be sure to understand his true intelligence.

Later as the Woger/Davies Ham feud expanded Admin started adding Lloyd posts as well or mostly Lloyd impersonations (though Woger was too stupid to realize that many on the board impersonate Lloyd to set him off). Though recently the Admin seems to add anyone to Cocksuckers that piss him off, ethnic jokes, all caps in the title, shemale postings or whatever seems to trip his trigger. Has Cocksuckers become a form of censorship or is the Admin right in adding these posters to Cocksuckers?

The NIMBUSTER Dead Pool!

2006-03-16T21:30:00.000-08:00

A cult classic is the dead pool, the rules and the game is quite simple. To play a group of people pick celebrities that they think are going to croak in the next year. Whoever gets the most right at the end of the year wins. Some people play for shits and grins some people play for money. In the Nimbuster version of the game I thought we’d play for this dead pool trophy (SEE TROPHY AT END OF POST). In Nimbuster dead pool we pick the Nimbuster we think is going to die first. For a tie breaker pick the Nimbuster you think will die second. Note: it is against the rules to pick a Nimbuster and then go out and murder that Nimbuster (if you’re convicted of killing the dead Nimbuster we will reclaim your trophy). So no cheating goddamn it. Email your picks to: cletus_coleman@yahoo.com

Though all Nimbusters past and present are eligible here are my odds on the Nimbusters that have the best chances of dying.

Steve Holsten: 3 to 1 odds. Is there anyone out there that doubts ZZ-diesels health? He’s in his mid 40’s and has ankle parsley a disease that is noted for taking it’s victims in their 30’s. Steve is morbidly obese and a heavy smoker. He is a very unhappy person. According to medical records provided to us by Schwartz he suffers from high blood pressure (he takes Lisinopril 20 mg BID), as well as depression and a bipolar condition. He has vowed to kill himself rather than go to prison for child molestation.

Hal Turner: 5 to 1 odds. Hal is also short fat and over weight. According to his medical records he too suffers from borderline hypertension and has had high blood glucose levels. Hal is a known cocaine abuser. According to Hal's web site he frequently suffers from terminal diseases that he needs donations to cure.

Michael “Von” Blevins: 4 to 1 odds. Michael is a known drug user that has attempted suicide in the past. Like most things in his life, Mikey fucked it up. Try harder next time Von. The world would be a better place without you. VonWelfare takes psychotropic drugs for depression.

Bill’s Mom:3 to 1. This ex porn star is attempting to make a come back. Reportedly she has been beat up and assaulted by Bill in the past. She has disowned Bill. She has a bad heart and suffers from Chronic Obstructive Heart Disease. She has an irregular heart beat and is under a lot of stress. Though in her late 50’s she looks older, Bill is driving her to an early grave.

Roger Leo Wiseman: 5 to 1. Supposedly our Woger has this terrible habit of drinking and driving (like duh he lives in West Vagina, isn't that the state past time?) Though unconfirmed our Woger recently had a terrible accident on the way home. The accident is thought to have been caused by a combination of drinking driving and too much TimeLORD on the brain.
Bill White: 6 to 1 odds. Reportedly these hideous bumps on Bill's forehead are canerous. Additionally Erica has promised bloody revenge when released
from prison.

Happy hunting Nimbusters, do it with Dick Cheney to improve your odds!

SLAMMIN' BILLY'S MAMMY IN THE FANNY: Bill White's Mom the Porno Star.

2006-03-13T15:17:00.000-08:00

Ms. White aka Six Pack Annie aka Little Anal Annie came out of retirement today to do another porn movie. The Movie produced by Nimbuster Productions is titled "Slammin' Granny's Fanny! Back in the shitter XXXVI In a press release regarding the film Ms. White the star along with 37 black males stated: "It's been too long since I got some good black dick shoved up my sixty year old shit shoot. Oh Voy!" Ms. White is also available for private parties and Bar Mitzvah's call her at her work number 877-225-5673 or write her or stop by her agents house: 521 SW CHAPMAN AVE ROANOKE VA 24016 Ask for Bill, you can call "Billy" at 540-798-1393.

Bill White Anal Annie's Agent.

SHOOT OUT IN HARLEM: NIMBUSTERS PLAY THE GLOBE TROTTERS

2006-03-11T10:52:00.000-08:00

Nimbuster All Stars (left to right): Kennewick Man, Lloyd Davies (Timelord), NewsGuy (TOAD),
Mobutu, Admin ( head coach), Steve Holsten (water boy and sub) Woger Wiseman (sheep fucker).

HARLEM, NEWYORK- “This is a day that will live in infamy.” declared Globe Trotters head coach Meadowlark Lemons “I never though no one, not even Nimbusters would stoop that low. My entire team will have nightmares about this day and that evil woman for years, and it is starting to burn when we pee.” The Nimbuster All Stars lead by Mobutu and Amanda (who were latter voted co-MVPs) handed the Harlem Globe Trotters their first loss in over 33 years. The final score was 104 to 103 with Kennewick Man making a last second buzzer beating shot to seal the victory for the Nimbusters and hand The Globe Trotters their first loss in a generation.

Amanda and Mobutu co MVP's,

“Getting them to play us was a story in itself” said Admin, head coach for the Nimbusters. Everyone knows that the Globe Trotters won’t play anyone with any talent and we were 1-35 (the one victory coming on a forfeit) playing against teams in the midget and wheel chair leagues. Of course that is before we added Mobutu and Amanda to the team.” I called up coach Lemons over 50 times before I got a game. I had to make him mad. I had to start with the your mommas so fat jokes. When I got to the one about Your Mommas so fat she burns her ass on the light bulb when she rolls over in bed he was mad enough to give us a game. “In fact he was so mad he promised to kick my white ass after the game.” I left early, admitted Admin.
Globe Trotter Coach Meadowlark Lemons.

“The game plan didn’t work as well as I would have liked it,” admitted Admin. “I didn’t want to put Amanda in until half because I was scared I’d tire her out and that our star player Mobutu didn’t bring his ass to the game until the second quarter.” The first quarter was a blow out for the Globe Trotters, they scored all 103 of their points and it was looking like a blow out since the Nimbuster All Stars scored 0. “They were a lot taller than the midgets and wheel chair guys we'd played before” admitted point guard TimeLORD Lloyd Davies. “Also, they kept stealing the ball and guarding us, we hadn’t worked on that in practice.”

Nimbuster Cheerleaders: The girls of CAH (with History Mike)

Things turned around in the second quarter, however when Amanda went in and distracted the Globe Trotters by taking off all her clothes and taking them all on in a gang bang on the court. “They knew our weakness and exploited it,” said star player Curly Joe.“We’re old school and no old school black man can resist a white woman.” While the gang bang went on Admin put in Nimbuster All Stars star player Mobutu (only black player on the team) who had scored 102 points by the end of the 3 quarter. Then tragedy struck for the Nimbusters when Muboto slipped on a pepperoni that came out of TimeLORD’s pocket. “I was saving it for latter” said Lloyd.
Mobutu's X-Ray

Mobutu was critically injured. Still they had a whole quarter to score 2 points with no one guarding them. No one was yet worried. Lloyd shoot the ball 64 times without scoring then not to be out done Woger shoot the ball 65 times without making it. Kennewick Man got all rebounds. Finally with the last seconds ticking off the clock, head coach Admin yelled at Kennewick Man, “Shoot the fucking ball you gook loving bitch. With less than .01 seconds (replays would latter show) KW released the ball, it rolled around the rim and finally went it. NIMBUSTERS WIN. NIMBUSTERS WIN. OH MY FUCKING GOD NIMBUSTERS WIN!

Nimbuster fans go wild following the game.

POST GAME NOTES. SLEDGEHAMMER88 was originally on the team as a shooting guard but when he started bringing a gun Admin made him head of Cheerleader "Discipline".

SLEDGEHAMMER88 pictured here is teaching a naughty cheerleader a lesson.

PRESIDENTIAL RACE 2008: HOLSTEN VOWS NOT TO GO NEGATIVE

2006-03-09T00:11:00.000-08:00

KENNET, MISSOURI- Presidential hopeful Steve Holsten addressed his supporters today outside his political headquarters at the Due Drop In Trailer Park. Holsten vowed not to go negative “No matter how much mud slinging that bitch Hilary Clinton does, I’m going to stick to the real issues of this campaign. Everyone knows the pinko yellow commie bitch wants to suck my sweet 'ole dick. ” Steve said. “If I’m elected president in 2008 I will remove all age of consent laws in this great nation. There should never be any restrictions on love with the young shaved ones. I will pardon anyone serving time for Statutory Rape or anyone caught stealing DirecTV. When I am elected I will establish a “White Trash” recognition day as well as a White Trash history month, too long have we ignored the good folks!”

Holsten also defended his wife Shirley who has recently been indicted under Missouri law for “Lighting a fart” that allegedly burned down the Holsten family trailer home. “Missouri law states, That it is illegal to light a fart unless it is deemed a toxic threat,” Steve Replied “anyone who has been around Shirley when she uncorks one knows she’s toxic and most of the town of Kennett can testify to that. This is a shameful attempt by my political opponents to attack my family!”
But these same political opponents openly wondered if this was Steve’s last gasp. The Holsten campaign is rumored to be critically short on funds. So short that it can’t even buy toilet paper for it’s campaign headquarters since DirecTV was allowed a garnishment of Steve’s SSI check.
Is the Holsten presidential bid doomed? Will Shirley go to a Missouri prison for lighting farts? Will DirecTV finally get it's long over due revenge on Steve? Will Steve get mean and go negative now that he has nothing to wipe his nasty ass upon? For the answers to these questions and more stay tuned NimRhoids. Don't touch that dial!

PIZZA MAN: Song Parody

2006-03-04T04:28:00.000-08:00

Pizza Man (Please forgive us Elton John)
(As performed by the Lloyd Davies Experience)

Lloyd gassed his Hugo last night pre-flight
Delivery hour at Papa John's
And he's gonna be stalked by Wo-o-oger by then
He misses time travel so much he wants some pussy
Such a lonely time, on a pizza delivery

And I think he's gonna be a virgin for life
Till he can afford a hooker it'll be a long long time
He's not the delivery man they think he is at home
Oh no no no He's a Pizza Man
Pizza Man traveling time all alone

Athen's Hud apartments ain't the kind of place for a TimeLORD,
'Cause theres no Dr. Who,
And no Time Travel if you did,
And all those toppings he don't understand
It's just a delivery job five days a week,
A Pizza Man, A Pizza Man

And I think he's gonna be virgin a long long time.

The Nimbuster Daily News

2006-03-01T20:55:00.000-08:00

GLENDALE, WEST VAGINA: Long time Nimbuster DeLorean v2.0 decided to step up his harassment on Roger Wiseman this week, having three pizzas delivered to the Wiseman
household. "I thought I'd let Woger take advantage of the 5-5-5 deal" said DeLorean during the weekly Nimfest at Secrets (Dallas Gentleman's club). "I mean why not? I just made sure to order pizzas that the fat ass wouldn't like and to order it the day before his food stamps and SSI check arrives (DeLorean claims Woger receives a SSI check due to mental problems aka a "crazy check) additionally, I told the pizza delivery man to knock extra hard and long because I was hard of hearing." Woger apparently did not enjoy the pizza and spent the rest of the afternoon spamming Nimbusters which the Admin sent to The Cocksuckers Lounge.

Roanoke, Virginia TOP STORY: BILL WHITE ANNOUNCES PLANS TO UNDER GO PENIS ENGLARGEMENT SURGERY. In a press release today, NSM Minister of Lies and Bullshit, Bill White announced his decision to have his weewee surgically extended. "I'm tired of being a laughing stock!" commented Bill White. "It's a terrible thing to go into a public restroom and to look over at the other guy and always find he is at least twice your size. It's been short my whole miserable life and now, by god I am going to do something about it. Bill White will no longer have a short little Willie!" Harry Schwartz's take on the whole affair: "I told you the fucker was a pecker checker!!!"

Bill went on to tell the Fox and Nimbuster News Services, "My Shrink says that the small size of my johnson is the reason for my anger toward minorities and the whole world at in general. From Luke to Isis everyone has been laughing at me. Maybe after the surgery I can start feeling good about myself. Then You won't have "little Billy" to kick around anymore!"
Bill White's Fox Press Release, Podcast Recordered in full
KENNETT, Missouri: Fire investigators, investigating the fire at the home of NAMBLA Presidential hopeful Steve Holsten, today ruled out foul play. In a prepared statement Sheriff "Big Johnson" Johnson of Kennett Missouri said: "There was never any doubt what caused the blaze. The stupid redneck bastards were having a "fart lighting contest" it got out of control and went terribly wrong. Apparently, Shirley Holsten uncorked one that not only lit up the entire home but it blew the entire Holsten family out into the yard, the stunned rednecks were not able to recover in time to put out the fire before it consumed their trailer." Big Johnson went on to say,
"Under Missouri law it is illegal to light farts unless the odor is deemed to be a toxic hazard. We are working with the DA to file charges on the Holsten's." Steve, under advice of his attorney had "no comment" at this time.

NIMBUSTER QUERY: What would you do if you won POWERBALL?

2006-02-24T22:57:00.000-08:00

Perhaps the clearest window into ones soul is seen through a individuals hopes and dreams. Because you can ask some one what it is they believe or what it is that they are about but are you actually foolish enough to believe their answer? Very few tell the truth about ones self and quite a few don't even know their selves in the first place. Except for that rare individual who actually tells the truth (don't look for one of them mother fuckers amongst the Nimbusters) the clearest look you'll get of someone is through the secret window of what they want in life. It is with that in mind that I queried the Nimbusters: What would you do if you won Powerball?

Steve Holsten, Nimbuster and Presidential hopeful: The first thing I'd do is hire a hitman to take care of the dick suckers that have been giving me so much shit. Schwartz: dead. Black Jesus: Dead. Unknown Fucktard: Broken knee caps. DirecTV: I'd have their whole collection department taken out. After all that is taken care of I'd go after my dream which is to open a nation wide chain of child care centers. I would take care of those kids the special "Holsten" way. Only the young "shaved ones" would be allowed into my day care centers. I'd take a "hands on" approach to day care. Only "legal children allowed, besides what goes on behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.

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William "Bill" White, beater of women, NSM clown: My needs are quite simple, really. I just want to get some g-strings for my top flight NSM strike team, some whips, whipped cream, handcuffs, anal beads, baby oil, declawed hamsters, jello, plenty of KY then baby we gonna partttttttty like it is 2999!!!!!

Bill's "top flight" NSM team:

DeLorean, Nimbuster, Zit Popping Stainless Steel Hero: I swear, if I win at Powerball I am going to buy the houses on either side of Steve Holsten. Then I will find a bunch of crack smoking black people and let them live there for free. I will supply them with kick ass sound systems as long as they promise to play loud rap music at full volume all day and fucking night.

Yeah buddy, I have a dream and that is it.

Woger Wiseman, Nimbuster, Sheep lover, stalker of pizza delivery men: First I'd buy my own sheep farm. Then I would buy Papa John's and make Lloyd deliver me pizza at least three times a day in the nude. After that I might fix the roof on my house and get a heater for my "two car" garage because it gets kind of cold on my ass in there and if I have any money left over I'll get me a body guard to protect me from Dave Heil's wife.

Nicole Nichols, Liberal, Porn Star, naughty girl: Well, the only thing I really want is world peace and interracial love so to accomplish that I would start with buying a large green house and grow green things to make the world a better place. And no matter what the color of skin you could buy a bag for the same price!

Micheal Holsten, Son of Steve: All I want is a restraining order against daddy Steve and some Preperation H.

NIMBUSTERS: Unlucky in Love

2006-02-21T21:33:00.000-08:00

Unlike this lucky guy it is the Nimblog's sad duty to report that quite a few of our fellow Nimbusters are unlucky in the ways of the heart. It would seem that cupid's arrow just keeps missing the NimRhoids. True love is blind or as TimeLORD says, "Hey, maybe I can score with some blind bitches?" CAUTION: IF YOU CRY EASILY THEN DO NOT READ PAST THIS POINT!

Pu Lee Man formerly Pu Lee Chang filed for annulment today after less than 24 hours of marriage to long time Nimbuster Kennewick_Man. Kennewick's China mail order bride filed under Nevada marriage law section 125.339 and 125.400 sub paragraph .29382 for annulment:

FRAUD
The consent to marriage of one of the parties was obtained by fraud and the parties have not cohabitated for more than 48 hours (lived together as husband and wife) after learning of the fraud. These circumstances are very fact specific. Generally, fraud by a party to the marriage is grounds for an annulment. See NRS 125.340.

"That round eyed cocksucker lied!" stated Pu Lee. "He say he had big dicky, he sent Pu Lee pictures of big cock. Pe Lee tell round eye she need big cock. Tired of little Asian Peewees. Want real big penis. Pu Lee think round eye alter photos in some ways. His peewee like small hamster dick. It real real small. Pu Lee not see with unaided eye. That no cut mustard with Pu Lee."

Kennwick_Man had little to say about the matter other than. "That stupid bitch wouldn't stop laughing when I whipped it out. It just totally ruined the fucking mood, Even Big Boa never laughed that hard, goddamn it."
These happy campers were spotted making repeated trips to the Holsten home while Steve was reportedly on the campaign trail for his 2008 Presidential bid. It seems Shirley was caught repeatedly servicing all 33 of the brothers. The shocking "documentary film" can be obtained on Black Jesus's Porn Site. Steve Holsten was involved in kissing babies and was unavailable for comment. It is uncertain whether Our Hero Steve will remain married to Shirley. Long time Nimbusters may remember that Steve's first wife went "black and never came back." Some are openly wondering what it is Steve has that drives women away.

While Nimblog has reported that TimeLORD Lloyd Davies may have possibly scored at the Nimbuster Valentine Day Party and then again with a low end hooker. Lloyd made this statement, "That damn Mobutu or whatever the fuck he's calling himself these days ran off with Madonna before I could put any TimeLORD moves on her, then that damn hooker turned out to be a shemale and I had to go back in time to keep from "getting it in the end." Goddamn it don't let NewsGuy set you up with any "women"!!!"

Oh pityful Nimbusters. DeLorean v2.0 noted, "Well, there is always the old fall back plan."Note: Displayed object is the "Turner Pump" and can be obtained by
any donation to Hal of over 1,000 bucks or a gram of good coke.

NIMBUSTERS: The week in Review.

2006-02-18T19:27:00.000-08:00

Well fellow NimRhoids, the week came in like a sickly AIDS ridden snail but went out like a herd of thundering fire turtles. We started off the week with the harassment of the usual suspects: Bill, Hal, Von, Nikki, etc. I personally called Bill on the NSM segment of Hal's radio show. I just had some questions regarding an article on Mr. Bill's blog called, "Shut up Nigger." I simply wanted to know if the black person in question was a small female because Bill White has a history of beating up on small women (Bill White was convicted of assault and battery of Erica Hardwick, his ex girlfriend). Bill was seemingly unable to answer my question and had Hal hang up on me. I understand that Isis then called Bill later in the show but I personally missed that part, which is a shame because I would have liked to hear what she had to say. Maybe I could have forced myself sit through Bill's lies and bullshit long enough to hear her.http://www.halturnershow.com/schedule.htm
The previous link provides the schedule for Hal's radio events and shows. I understand he is simply over joyed and looks forward to any Nimbuster who wants to call in and talk to Hal.

The week started heating up when some of our NimRhoid faithful followed the link I provided to
Pikkel Weezel's blog, a blog I actually kind of like. Pikkel Weezel is funny in a sort of a burnt out way. However, of course when I listed his blog, you guys had to show up and fuck with him, which was okay because Pikkel Weezel also know as "The Creep" took it all in good humor though it would appear some fat girl got a bit upset at the Pikkel impersonator calling her "fat" and her kids "ugly little monsters and trolls". In the future though remind me to list only sites that I don't like....

The end of the week really took off when pictures of Woger's wonderful hovel surfaced. The white trash mansion located at 610 Glen Haven Ave was tracked down and photographed by some obsessive NimRhoid with obviously way too much fucking time on their hands. Nimbusters were quick to point out many flaws in Woger's
dwelling: Lack of indoor plumping (what did you expect he lives in West Vagina),low
appraisal value, broken roof which is crumbling over the front porch, and a faggy looking mail box with flowers on it.

Woger claims the outhouse looking structure in the back is a "two car" garage. Woger spent all weekend spamming and whinning about the photos in his usual manner. Though perhaps doctored a little I am convinced the photos are real. The photo-bug who took them is uncertain though all signs point toward TimeLARD. Lloyd Davies was unavailable for comment.Lloyd (bottom) Low End Call Girl (top)

Holsten's Presidential Bid 2008: IS IT OVER BEFORE IT EVEN BEGUN?

2006-02-15T21:20:00.000-08:00

By The Associated Press

KENNETT, MISSOURI -Shocking pictures surfaced today of Presidential hopeful, Steven Holsten that again raised the Pedo issue. It was only last week that Holsten announced his intention to run for the presidency in 2008 on the NAMBLA ticket, with an yet to be announced running mate. Some are asking, "Is it 2004 all over again?" In the 2004 debacle Holsten was jailed in what he claims to have been a political move by rival George W. Bush for exposing himself to a minor (Holsten was cleared of all charges following the election). It was the second major set back for Holsten, in as many weeks, a fire the week before destroyed the Holsten family trailer. The latest set back has even close family members doubting Steve. Shirley Holsten issued this statement from the ashes of their once proud white trash home: "I told the stupid shit, not to run."

Steve Holsten however remained seemingly unfazed and issued this statement "I knew those nigger dick suckers would try something like this. It is obviously the work of my political opponents, either Hillary, Ruby, or DirecTV. Did they realize they were fucking faggots before
or after they put the dick in their mouths?"
Hillary Clinton issued the following statement following the Holsten statement, "Who is this stupid fuck, again?" Rudy Giulani, Republican front running on the other hand had the following comment, "He said I am what? Look, I'm from New York. We don't take that kind of shit. I'm going to come down to Missouri and kick his fat crippled ass." DirecTV had no comment, but was quick to point out: "What goes around, comes around.The little bitch, better pay us our money." Many will recall that Holsten was involved in a legal battle with DirecTV and owes them over $10,000 dollars.

Kennett sheriff Leeroy "Big" Johnson admitted to looking into the case but stated, "Mr. Holsten's racist views will in no way prejudice us against the stupid fat redneck bastard."Sheriff "Big Johnson" Johnson of Kennett Missouri

Mobutu's Valentine Party: Please Mom, Send Lawyers, Guns, and Money, Before I Become Someone's BITCH!

2006-02-13T22:49:00.000-08:00

Lumumba's (Formally Know As Mobutu) invitations to his Nimbuster New Orleans Valentine party looked pretty promising, they read: Free hookers, booze, food and drugs, all the things a Nimbuster needs. The only thing that kind of worried me was the P.S. at the bottom of the invitation that said: Whities come black face if you want to be without bullet holes when you step into da hood. Still free booze, hookers and drugs, how can any Nimbuster in their right mind turn that down? Couldn't throw a bash at my house because I was still cleaning South Fork up following the MLK 2006 Party Blow Out. Note to self: remind me to figure out which Nimbuster barfed in my dryer and kick their sorry fucking ass! So I headed for Mobutu's crib in the Big Easy.

Anybody who was anyone showed up there. Donald Trump was in black face and he and I exchanged stock market tips. George Bush was there drunk, doing stupid balloon tricks and trying to convince everyone that he really was black. Tom Cruise made an apperance, in black face trying, without much success, to convince everyone that he was the Nimbuster known as Shit Can Man. Sorry Tom, you just don't cut the mustard.

As Cigarette smoke and weed clogged the air Madonna seemingly unaware of the "black- face" seemed determined to bang every "black man" at the party. There was even a rumor that TimeLORD nailed her and is no longer "like a virgin".

Roger brought a "date". Who kept losing her heels on the dance floor and making loud noises when the club foot keep stepping on her hooves. When Amish Sheep Fucker tried to cut in there was a terrible fight between him and Woger on the dance floor. It was only broken up when Dick Cheeny threatened to "get his shotgun." Hash brownies were served as hors d'oeuvres and booming base cords played by the Black Eyed Peas set the walls throbbing, which may have signaled the beginning of the end for the party. When the cops broke through the door dressed all in riot gear I lucky followed Mobutu out the window (I immediately recognized that gangastas have a instinctive survival
instinct when white men show up with guns) and onto the fire escape. We were out in the alley and blocks away inside of 10 seconds, yelling "Fuck you, you pig cracker motherfuckers!" Many of the our group didn't think as fast.
When asked if he was going to make his fellow Nimbuster's bail Mobutu replied:
"Sheeet, I don't even like most of them honkies. I'd never had invited them to the party if I thought they were actually going to come."

The Beginning of the End for Roger Wiseman?

2006-02-12T11:06:00.000-08:00

Who is the most hated Nimbuster you ask? I would have to say with little doubt in my mind that it would be Roger "Woger" Wiseman. Who else has their own newsgroup: alt.cocksucker.roger-wiseman http://groups.google.com/group/alt.cocksucker.roger-wiseman?hl=en who else was voted Nimbuster Cocksucker of the Year, who else has their own Blog called Woger Tracker, http://woger__tracker.blogeasy.com/who else has the Nimbuster Admin dedicated a whole message board to preserve Woger's spam? http://the-forum.us/nimbusters/forum/forum.php?board=10 Woger Wiseman, that's who. As Nimbuster lore will have it, Woger followed Lloyd Davies over from the Someday Heaven forum which unable to keep Woger out went off line.
According to Davies and my sources Woger has been stalking Lardass (Woger's pet name for Lloyd) for over 7 years now and Ray Chason for over 5.

What makes Woger so hated you ask? It is nothing for Woger to post 100-150 spam messages a day. Messages that he posted over and over the day before, the day before that and the day before that. The very sad thing is that they were not funny the first 1,000,000 times he posted them. Here is an example of a post that I've seen Woger post at least 500 times:

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My dearest fellow underaged child lover,

I am a fan of child pornography and for the past 14 years,I have been able to gather quite a collection of it. I have pictures, VHS tapes, posters, audio recordings, and games based on child pornography.

I am selling my products (or trading for other child pornography).
I have a complete color catalog of all products now available. You can purchase pictures (both normal kodak and computer JPEG's). Also, you can purchase posters, VHS tapes, used boys underwear, and audio recordings.

There are many products and services. Here are some prices:
Complete Color Catalog (160 pages)...........................$5.00
100 Pictures Little boys age 7-12............................$9.95
120 Pictures Little boys age 13-17..........................$11.95
VHS tape, little boys "Bath Time for Uncle Lloyd"...........$49.95
VHS tape, little boys "Happy B-day, Uncle Lloyd"............$49.95
VHS tape, teenage boys "Naked Pizza Party!".................$49.95
Personalized Audio tape......................................$2.99

If you have child pornography, preferably little boys ages 7-9, I will trade or buy them from you. If they are action shots, of an adult with a little boy having sex, I am willing to trade big, or pay you a lot. Please write to me for more details. Thanks.

You can send cash, checks, or money orders made out to FUN WITH CHILDREN.
Please send your order to:
Fun With Children c/o Uncle Lloyd 710 SOUTH CLINTON STREET #202 ATHENS, ALABAMA 35611 1-256-233-4396 (orders)
You can also call in with your credit card numbers, but I can not accept American Express cards. I also accept Pay Pal. Thanks, and hope to hear from you.

It was posted under the name of "Lloyd Davies" and all the personal information on Lloyd is correct or was at the time of the messages posting.
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Today, seemingly Admin got enough of Woger. He posted the following message listing all of Woger's IP's. Woger uses more than one, because his obsession with Lloyd has gotten him kicked off so many, this way when he loses one he can go on posting. Woger has lost quite a few over the years. When ADMIN posted Woger's IP's it set off a chain reaction among Woger's enemies. They jumped on it posting the TOS information:

Admin of Nimbusters (left)

Used: [ whois.arin.net ]

63.23.75.239 = [ 1Cust3055.an2.cle11.da.uu.net ]
OrgName: UUNET Technologies Inc.
OrgID: UUDA
Address: 22001 Loudoun County Parkway
City: Ashburn
StateProv: VA
PostalCode: 20147
Country: US
NetRange: 63.0.0.0 - 63.63.255.255
CIDR: 63.0.0.0/10
NetName: NETBLK-UUNET97DU
NetHandle: NET-63-0-0-0-1
Parent: NET-63-0-0-0-0
NetType: Direct Allocation
NameServer: DIALDNS1.UU.NET
NameServer: DIALDNS2.UU.NET
NameServer: DIALDNS200.NS.UU.NET
NameServer: DIALDNS210.NS.UU.NET
Comment: ADDRESSES WITHIN THIS BLOCK ARE NON-PORTABLE
RegDate: 1998-07-31
Updated: 2001-09-26
RTechHandle: OA12-ARIN
RTechName: UUnet Technologies Inc. Technologies
RTechPhone: 1-800-900-0241
RTechEmail: help4u@mci.com
OrgAbuseHandle: ABUSE3-ARIN
OrgAbuseName: abuse
OrgAbusePhone: 1-800-900-0241
OrgAbuseEmail: abuse-mail@mci.com
OrgNOCHandle: OA12-ARIN
OrgNOCName: UUnet Technologies Inc. Technologies
OrgNOCPhone: 1-800-900-0241
OrgNOCEmail: help4u@mci.com
OrgTechHandle: SWIPP-ARIN
OrgTechName: swipper
OrgTechPhone: 1-800-900-0241
OrgTechEmail: swipper@mci.com
--------------------------------------------------------------
65.54.154.152 = [ ]
OrgName: Microsoft Corp
OrgID: MSFT
Address: One Microsoft Way
City: Redmond
StateProv: WA
PostalCode: 98052
Country: US
NetRange: 65.52.0.0 - 65.55.255.255
CIDR: 65.52.0.0/14
NetName: MICROSOFT-1BLK
NetHandle: NET-65-52-0-0-1
Parent: NET-65-0-0-0-0
NetType: Direct Assignment
NameServer: NS1.MSFT.NET
NameServer: NS5.MSFT.NET
NameServer: NS2.MSFT.NET
NameServer: NS3.MSFT.NET
NameServer: NS4.MSFT.NET
Comment:
RegDate: 2001-02-14
Updated: 2004-12-09
RTechHandle: ZM23-ARIN
RTechName: Microsoft Corporation
RTechPhone: 1-425-882-8080
RTechEmail: noc@microsoft.com
OrgAbuseHandle: HOTMA-ARIN
OrgAbuseName: Hotmail Abuse
OrgAbusePhone: 1-425-882-8080
OrgAbuseEmail: abuse@hotmail.com
OrgAbuseHandle: MSNAB-ARIN
OrgAbuseName: MSN ABUSE
OrgAbusePhone: 1-425-882-8080
OrgAbuseEmail: abuse@msn.com
OrgAbuseHandle: ABUSE231-ARIN
OrgAbuseName: Abuse
OrgAbusePhone: 1-425-882-8080
OrgAbuseEmail: abuse@microsoft.com
OrgNOCHandle: ZM23-ARIN
OrgNOCName: Microsoft Corporation
OrgNOCPhone: 1-425-882-8080
OrgNOCEmail: noc@microsoft.com
OrgTechHandle: MSFTP-ARIN
OrgTechName: MSFT-POC
OrgTechPhone: 1-425-882-8080
OrgTechEmail: iprrms@microsoft.com
------------------------------------------------------------------
64.24.222.64 = [ 07-064.752.popsite.net ]
OrgName: USLEC Corp.
OrgID: USLC
Address: 6801 Morrison Blvd
City: Charlotte
StateProv: NC
PostalCode: 28211
Country: US
NetRange: 64.24.0.0 - 64.24.255.255
CIDR: 64.24.0.0/16
NetName: TXFER-STNI-USLEC-BLK-2
NetHandle: NET-64-24-0-0-1
Parent: NET-64-0-0-0-0
NetType: Direct Allocation
NameServer: NS1.STARNETUSA.NET
NameServer: NS3.STARNETUSA.NET
Comment: ADDRESSES WITHIN THIS BLOCK ARE NON-PORTABLE
RegDate: 1999-12-29
Updated: 2005-04-26
OrgAbuseHandle: ABUSE34-ARIN
OrgAbuseName: Abuse
OrgAbusePhone: 1-704-319-1248
OrgAbuseEmail: abuse@uslec.com
OrgNOCHandle: NOC136-ARIN
OrgNOCName: Network Operations Center
OrgNOCPhone: 1-800-978-7532
OrgNOCEmail: noc@uslec.com
OrgTechHandle: RUSSE-ARIN
OrgTechName: Russell Fred
OrgTechPhone: 1-704-319-1333
OrgTechEmail: frussell@uslec.com

Will his fellow NimRoids TOS Woger off the internet? I wouldn't count on it, Woger has more lives than a cat. Stay tuned same Nimbuster station, Same Nimbuster time!

NIMBUSTER FOCUS: Fucktard's "Brother" Ralph.

2006-02-11T18:10:00.000-08:00

. Fucktard's Brother Ralph

First it should be noted that Ralph is not genetically related to me in any way. Ralph followed the dog home one day and was raised and suckled by the same. The very sad thing about this is that it was a male dog. The dog has long since died but all attempts to run Ralph out of the dog house have failed and Ralph has fixed the dog house up to such an extent that it is nicer than Holsten's trailer even before the fire (arson is suspected though Schwartz claims he has an iron clad alibi) "I was dead that entire week" replied Schwartz "Everyone seen me die at the Nimbuster Martin Luther King Party Blow Out. It wasn't until that following Sunday that I rose from the dead."
. Recent fire at the Holswine family trailer. Still under investigation

There are four theories concerning Ralph's genetic makeup: 1). A genetic experiment gone horribly wrong. 2). Crack baby. 3). Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. 4). All of the above. Ralph is known to "hump your leg" if you're not careful and it is never a good idea to bend over around him.

. Fucktard's Brother Ralph

The Bill that Hated Christmas!

2006-02-09T23:49:00.000-08:00

Bill White, Hollywood Nazi, National Socialist Moviement Spokesperson confirmed today that he did indeed really really hate Christmas. "Well," said Bill "growing up in a Jewish neighborhood was really hard. You see, Santa really didn't like to come to our side of town. He really hates Jews, so to get him to come by you'd have to go that extra mile. Milk and cookies just don't get it when you live next door to Himi." Bill also noted that Santa used the same aftershave as his dear old dad. "Bah humbug, Christmas is just one big pain the ass" Bill replied.

The Vilest collection of Necrophiliac/Pedophiliac Nazi Pornographers on the web: Welcome to Nimbusters!!!!

2006-02-08T22:46:00.000-08:00

Roger Wiseman's High School Photo.

What does it mean to be a Nimbuster? It means that at any given time, just about on any given day someone is trying to get us for violating our Terms of Service Agreement and trust me, I don’t think there has ever been a TOS agreement that a Nimbuster couldn’t violate. If you read the Network54 log on page it openly invites you to join their Network and set up your own communities there. I don’t think they realized what they were getting into though when the Nimbusters set up shop there. Not only are Nimbusters perpetually at war with one another but quite often we go after outside sources to harass and attack as well. Surprisingly though, the honeymoon at Network54 lasted quite a long while. Even though we routinely and openly flaunted the their rules it took quite a while for them to TOS us for the first time, which Nimbuster Lore tells us was done by Steve Holsten aka Your Great Hero Steve aka Elmer Frazier. Roger Wiseman, Amanda, Ms. Armstrong, Bill White, Fubar, or any of a dozen others have all threated to TOS the board. It is only with the redirect that the Admin is able to stay one step ahead of them.

Steve is seen here with his primary backer for his new daycare project.

Lucky for us Admin had the great sense and foresight to set up the redirec t (and any Nimbuster worth their salt knows to bookmark it). The redirect will send you to wherever the current Nimbuster board is located. This not only allows the faithful Nimbuster to find the board it keeps him away from the counterfeit boards that the other Nimbusters create (Boa tried to create a fake Nimbuster board and censor it during the heat of the Network54 crisis). The redirect was of particular importance when the honeymoon at Network54 ran out. Network54 would TOS violate us but Admin would just create another board we could find it via the redirect, the new board was set up again at Network54 and Nimbusters being Nimbusters we went right back to violating the rule or rules that got us TOSed the last time!. Last March we were getting TOSed at least once a day (sometimes more). It seems that Network54 lost all patience with us, being as we violated a few of their rules. I mean gee we can’t really take that rule about no porn very seriously, I mean what is Nimbusters without porn?

Toward the end of our association with Network54 I wrote the Administrators of the network trying to defuse the situation. I saved this statement from them, being as it is quite funny. “I’m really not even sure what Nimbusters means” Wrote Shelly Clark, Terms Of Service Administrator for Network54 “but I can tell you that they are the vilest collection of necrophiliac and perverted pedophiliac Nazi pornographers on the web. Not only have they violated almost every article of our Terms of Service agreement at Network54 but we’ve had to write additional rules directly because of them. Our software designers are being asked to add on additional security features to keep them out.

What caused all this you ask? Well things got a bit ugly when the Hams
(Ham Radio Operators) came over and joined our Network54 community that they so graciously asked us to set up. It seems that the Hams were fighting a running battle that had been going on for years (you can check it out in newsgroup alt.cocksucker.roger.wiseman). Roger Wiseman (Nimbuster Cocksucker of the Year 2006) aka Woger aka AB8MQ and Lloyd Davies (Nimbuster of the Year 2005 and 2006) aka Lardass aka TimeLORD brought with them a lot of baggage. They had a flame war that had been going on for sometime and in which I am uncertain where it all started but it seems to have it’s origins in that Lloyd (pizza delivery boy) got Woger (probable mental patient) kicked off AOL. Now for reasons known only to Woger (generally accepted as the biggest retard ever to turn on a computer) he stalks Lloyd all over the net. The Ham fight brought a new level of nastiness to Nimbusters with the posting of personal information (quite often listing each others personal phone numbers a “Pedo Sex Hotlines”). Reportedly the FBI was even involved at one point when one of the Hams made terrorist threats in one of the other Hams name.
Vonnie and Bill.

Somewhere along the way Michael VonBluven's (National Socialist Movement Minster of Information) personal information was posted, which pissed Mikey and his buddy Bill White into a vendetta against the Nimbusters. They would TOS the board each and ever day which was added to the fact that Woger, a perpetual whiner was TOSing as well, most likely along with Holsten and you get one pissed off Network54. Finally the Admin secured us a site that will put up with us ( but we keep the redirect bookmarked just in case).

Down and Out in Roanoke Virginia, VonBlubber Ponders Running for Dog Catcher!

2006-02-07T18:48:00.000-08:00

What a sad day for Vonblubber, NSM radio show host. It seems that Bernadette Blevins-Heikkila has thrown Mikey out onto the streets once again. Mikey is now down and out and has returned to the streets of Roanoke where he is forced to beg for money to finance his "research projects". Michael however is hopeful for a reunion with Bernadette, "Restraining Orders are just another way of saying I love you." Michael announced. "It is not like I am without prospects. I'm running a close third as a possible running mate for Holsten in the 2008 presidential race (see previous Nimblog article to vote) and I am pondering a running for Animal Control Officer here in Roanoke." Replied VonBluvens. "I've always had a way with animals and besides I am really strapped for cash until Virginia retarts my food stamps and Welfare checks. I'm also on the look out for fat girls to sponge off of." Von replied.

Von says he has "a way with animals"

Steve Holsten Throws his hat into the Ring for the 2008 Presidental Election!

2006-02-05T07:41:00.001-08:00

Steven Holsten, NAMBLA spokes pervert announced his bid for the 2008 presidency. “Let Hillary and the other candidates be so warned that this time around I’m not playing nice. I’ll call a dick sucker where I see them.” Steve said in a prepared statement. Some of you may remember Holsten’s failed grass rooted 2004 campaign, when during the heat of the Republican nomination convention Steve was jailed for pedophilia. “It was all political and I was cleared of all wrong doing. I never expected Dubya to rat fuck me that way, I never thought he'd pull the pedophilia card off the bottom of the deck.” Steve admitted. “George Dubya’s dick sucking desire was high that day, he recognized his biggest threat and took me out. I never expected him to do that to a fellow Republican!”

After his arrest Steve spent the remainder of the 2004 election jailed where he remained until after the election. He was freed and cleared of all charges. “I ran that fucking jail.” Steve claimed “No one messed with me because I am bad. " However, Tyree Jackson aka “The Bitch Maker” remembers Steve’s jail time a little different. “We treated him like we do all baby rappers. Tyree replied. “Made him do the chicken dance every Sunday night. Made him stick his drum stick up his ass and dance naked around the cell block, afterwards we’d make him eat the chicken. We also passed him around the cell block for cigs. He didn't seem to mind it all that much....well except for the chicken dance. We especially enjoyed all those nice pink undies with the targets on the back that were sent by his friend Harry Schwartz!"

When asked if the "pedophilia matter" could again come up, Steve replied. "I only fuck legal children. How long have you wanted to suck my dick? I'm going to bitch slap Billary they way I bitch slap Schwartz around the net. This election won't even be close. Don't forget where you heard that prediction first!"

Though Holsten's announcement was ignored in most quarters two groups responded favorable to the Holsten presidential bid. The National Socialist Movement and NAMBLA.

NAMBLA had this press release: "We support Stevo 110% Tee Hee Hee." NSM met Holsten's presidential bid with less zeal but promised to send an honor guard of "their best men" to protect Steve until a Secret Service detailed arrived or until he ran out of Cheetos and beer, which ever came first.

It is unclear who Steve's running mate will be. The following are being discussed: Hal Turner, Lloyd Davies TimeLORD, Woger Wiseman, Bill White and VonBluvens. Each one has their own merits, Holsten said. "Well Hal has political experience. TimeLORD can go back in time and fix my mistakes as well as provide pizza for the campaign. Woger well, sometime you just have to suck some dick in a political arena and no one does it like Woger. Bill is a great liar, you need that in a political show down. Von on the other hand knows how to cash a welfare check and spoonge off fats girls, this could come in handy since it looks like a long race.

Playboy Shit Cans "Girls of Citizen's Against Hate" Photo Spread

2006-02-04T13:31:00.002-08:00

Hugh Hefner, founder and CEO of Playboy magazine made an official announcement today. "There will be no up coming photo essay on the girls of CAH." Hugh said in a prepared statement for the press. "Our photographer was becoming ill with each shoot and I personally lost my lunch upon reviewing the photos. I don't believe that these photos could ever be air brushed enough to help. Besides we do not believe that presenting the girls of CAH would up hold the tradition of Playboy. In a nut shell, these bitches are just too fucking ugly! Futhermore, if that little fag in the bunny suit tries to get into the mansion one more time, I am personally going to kick his ass."

Nimblog was able to obtain these photos from the aborted photo shoot:

Toni Willow of CAH

Lisa Renee CAH
History "Bunnygirl" Mike of CAH

Reportedly, Hefner was talked into the photo shoot by none other than Nimbusters own SledgeHammer88 who told Hefner that Nikki was a sexy black porn star. SledgeHammer could not be reached for comment but is apparently still teaching this naughty girl a "lesson."

NimRhoid's Rally around Schwartz and Admin when Wild Bill Attacks!

2006-02-01T22:29:00.000-08:00

Wild "Lying Cocksucker" Bill White continued his attacks on Google today. Reportedly:

Google Yanks Second Harry Schwartz Blog
Threats Issued Against Michael Blevins

2/1/2006 6:05:39 PM
Discuss this story in the forum
LSN Staff

Internet -- The blog of NIM Buster Harry Schwartz has been yanked again from Google after legal complaints from National Socialist Movement spokesman Bill White, causing Schwartz to start a new blog threatening to kill National Socialist Movement activist Michael Blevins.

"I have no criminal record so I figure if I locate and beat Vonbluvens almost to death, I'll only get probation," Schwartz wrote on the NIM Busters forum today, "I know you don't live in Sarasota anymore. If and when I do find out where you live now, I'm going to smash your head in."

Schwartz blames Von Bluvens for the yanking of his blog. Shortly after it was taken down, Schwartz' blog was then "owned" by another NIM Buster, who began publishing even phonier articles under Schwartz' name.

The Nimbuster Admin (whom Bill thinks is Schwartz anyway) had this to say:

****
Regarding Schwartz, He did not post this:

http://the-forum.us/nimbusters/forum/read.php?board=8&id=92736

let me just say it was a WN and more specifically a member of the NSM. That is what the ip tells me, so i suggest you clean your own house before you make accusations at this site.

To avoid this in the future I will be deleting all threats real or otherwise.
****

Those in the know feel that possibly certain NSM members are unhappy with Bill
Since he is a back stabbing, lying, cocking sucking piece of dog shit.

Mobutu then nailed a white woman and started posting Nim related stuff about Billie on the NSM wikipeda entry. Reportedly Lying Cocksucker Bill White had this to say: "That makes me weally weally mad! I am so weally mad I think I will go out and beat up a weak woman!"

Bill's last woman beating victim (pictured here) could not be reached for comment.

I Wanna Be a Goy Boy. As Performed by Rappar MC White

2006-01-31T23:19:00.001-08:00

I Wanna Be A Goy Boy
SONG PARODY
(based on Cowboy by Kid Rock)

Well, I'm packing up my game and I'm heading Mid East
Where real women come Kosher and give you no peace
Find a nest in Tel Aviv and Chill like Levite
Throw a blow out Bar Mitzvah at a Kosher sitie
Buy a real cool menorrah and put on my yalmulka
'Cause I'm Bill White and I'm celebrating Hanukkah
Buy a yacht with a flag sayin' Jooin' the most
Then rock that bitch up and down the coast
Give a toast to the Yiddish, drink with the kikes
Get thrown into the mix and beat up historymike
Eat a Sukkot Bagel....I wanna roam
Find the Golden Heights chillin' then I'll come back home
Start a Jooish Deli for all the right reasons
And setup up shop at the top of four seasons
I'm Bill White and I'm the real mc-voy
And I'm headin' mid east sucker.....because I wanna be a
Goy Boy Baby
With the Hebrew and the Yiddish shining
Goy Boy Baby
Mid East chillin' with the Kosher Bagel
I wanna be a Goy Boy baby
Ridin' at night 'cause I jack off all day
Goy Boy Baby
I can smell a Muslim from a mile away

I'll bet you'll hear my ass a fartin' when Vonnie rolls in
It goes (whoooosh) like a fart in the win
Nut on Seroque, Necrophilia freak, stoned out of his mind
He was once just lost but now the dumbass is blind
Daycare nutzies, shemale's are the nicest
If I have to date a girl I think I'll stalk Isis

And let all of Pal-a-stin-aya call me a
Goy Boy baby
Mid East chillin' with the Kosher Bagel
I wanna be a Goy Boy baby
Ridin' at night 'cause I jack off to gay porn all day
Goy Boy Baby
I can smell a Muslim from a mile away

Yeah...Bill White....you can call me Himi
Rollin' with a Jewish Princess, they call her Isis
Seen Hal Turner and rolled down my glass
Said you can stick your dick, right up my ass
No kiddin' I'm Yiddish with the Star of David on my head
With the NSM now I'm just dead,
No remorse for Hilter, now in his eye I ain't right
I'm gonna paint his town red and paint his son white
Cause chaos, lie like Pinnocho
Find Stick pussy for my NSM players
Mach like homos, ball like queens
They told us to go straight, bet they can't makes us
Why does Nikki pick on me... shes a real cute blackie
I ain't no G, I'm just a lying failure
I ain't straight outta Columbine I'm straight outta the trailer
Suck like a fiend.....fuck like a spic
My only words of wisdom are just, "I'll suck your dick"
I'm flickin' my bic up and down that coast
Keep Luke in my butt until HIV makes me a ghost

'Cause I wanna be a....
Goy Boy baby,
Mid East chillin' with the Kosher Bagel
I wanna be a Goy Boy baby
Ridin' at night 'cause I jack off to gay porn all day
Goy Boy Baby
I can smell a Muslim from a mile away

Hal, Vonnie, and Bill A Comedy Team for the Ages!

2006-01-29T07:56:00.000-08:00

Well NimRhoids and Nimbloggers whatever would do without the stooges three: Bill, Von, and Hal? From cocaine abuse, to a nut on Seroquel, to lies resulting in a possible lawsuit they keep us back slappin' one another and belly laughing on the floor. Without further ado I give you Vonnie and and boys:

It just amazes me that anyone is stupid enough to send money to Hal. When he is not snorting it through his nose, he's going to the SuperBowl to "protest". Great one Hal.
William White was an ugly fucking baby.

Von is running scared of the Nimbusters these days. He will go to extreme measures to avoid us!
All was not well when Dr. Pluss broke with the NSM.

I'm so pretty, oh so pretty.

Open message to Bill White:

Billy, we haven't forgotten you. We remember you TOSing us off Network54. At that time we were not really even bothering you. Remember this well Mr. Bill, you will rue the day you ever
decided to mess with the Nimbusters. Not a threat Bill, it's a promise.

-Unknown Fucktard

Bills Gone WILD Video!

2006-01-26T19:03:00.005-08:00

Real live and Uncensored! It's the ever popular Bills Gone Wild Video Series! This Bill is not afraid to get wild and he'll do whatever it takes to turn you on!

How far is Bill Willing to go? For only $9.99 you can find out on the all Bill, Bills Gone Wild! But there is more. See Bill and Luke ride each other like Cowboys in the Bill's Gone Wild Cowboy addition. There is Bill, Luke and plenty I say plenty of KY action in this one boys. But wait, you get even more!

Ever dream of having your own private island full of hot Bill battling History Mike for your viewing pleasure? Well dream no more. You’re invited to the Bills Gone Wild Redneck Island where absolutely anything goes with the hottest, sexiest young Bill and Mike you’ve ever seen! This Bill is willing and able to do everything it takes to win. It’s real, raw and uncensored! But wait! There is more!

In Bill's Gone Wild: "Two Dix are Better than One," you get Bill and Isis in hot double dick action: In this Bonus feature you get Bill and Isis sealing the deal for the photo shoot! Watch Bill's beady eyes light up when he finds Isis has a penis. Watch Bill cry when he finds out it's bigger than his! It's all here, all the Bill you've been dreaming about.

The ZOG files: NewsGuy.

2006-01-25T16:31:00.000-08:00

Your unknown hero recently hacked into the ZOG main frame. It seems that ZOG keeps detailed files on the Nimbusters. The info may shock you.

ZOG Date File: NewsGuy.

Real Name: Todd Daugherty aka Hugh Jass (Huge Ass).

BIO NewsGuy was originally recruited by Osma Bin Laden to be used as his secret weapon against the Nimbusters whom he considers more of an annoyance than the US government. Bin had this to say about the Nimbusters: "I hate those fucking guys. First there is that Woger dude. He keeps logging onto our Al-Qaida forums and accusing us all of being "a Lardass TimeLord".
When cornered he denies being Woger but no one else in Al-Qaida is that damn stupid. He spams our entire network, with the same tired old shit. Then that Lloyd Davies guy who keeps bringing our pizzas two days late with pieces missing and boogers on the remaining ones. We'd just kill him but then Papa John's would make all of Afghanistan a no delivery zone. And that Muhammad cursed Hal Turner keeps calling me and begging for money. Not to mention VonBluvens who keeps calling and asking if I know any fat girls. Allah curse them all."

NewsGuy was recruited to be used against the Nimbusters but it is believed that Osama lost control of him. It was an experiment that went horribly wrong.

NewsGuy is seen here with his ex master Bin Laden and then he is shown here with his cock. NewsGuy later denied any relationship with the chicken. "Me and the cock have a non sexual relationship, asshole!" NewsGuy replied. "I only have sex with myself and I am so conservative that I only masturbate with my right hand. The only thing I use the left one for is to wipe my ass."

It is unclear what NewsGuy is trying to accomplish in this photo. NewsGuy assures us though that he is not gay. "I just stick my candy up my ass to give it extra flavor." he says.

Birthdate: April 1, 1979

Birthplace: Bum-Fuck Iceland.

Education: Nimbuster University, Flunked his GED 121 times straight.

Occupation: Chronic Masturbator.

Accomplishments: Only known person to be hung up on by Hal twice in one show.

Awards: Third Place Nimbuster Cocksucker of the Year 2006. Third place Nimbuster of the Year 2006. Secret member of the Johnny Cochran fan club.

Ping, Clang, Bing: That's the Sound of Hal & Steve Workin' on the Chain Gang!

2006-01-22T12:15:00.000-08:00

Harry F. Schwartz has come back from the dead with a vengeance. He first toys with the idea of reporting Radio Talk Show host Hal Turner to the IRS then does it. This makes all NimRhoids wonder: Will Hal be going to the big house? The Feds take tax evasion very seriously these days. Hell, they've always taken it seriously just ask Al Capone! And Hal has too big an ego not to try and fight it (see what that got Martha Stewart) .

The great thing about it, if Hal gets federal time then the Bureau of Prisons has a great inmate locator system. Nimbusters will not only be able to locate Hal but his cell mates as well. I'm sure Hal's black cellies will be interested in Hal's views on "Savage Negro Beasts." Interestingly enough according to the Red Cross there are 300,000 prison rapes in United States each year. 90% all prisoners in the United States face rape or sexual assault during their incarceration. Generally speaking the weak are preyed upon. How can you get any weaker than Hal? Short fat and 40? Will Hal be able to keep the "Savage Negro Beasts" away from his poopie hole? Stay tuned NimRhoids, stay tuned.

Tyree Jackson inmate 12634-019 aka "The Bitch Maker" had this to say, "I needs me a new white bitch. One with soft skin, short and fat. That is the way daddy likes them. I likes to pimp them out to all the other bro's for cigs, drugs, and zoo-zoos and wham-whams. The last white bitch I had killed himself, so I is sorely in need of a new one." Hal Turner when contacted about this matter had this to say, "Snnnnnnoooooorrrrrtttttttttttttttt! Say what?"

Steve Holsten, reportedly has vowed to go down to prison with his hero. I'll molest a few kids on an Indian Reservation so I can be with Hal, Holswine said. "We ain't gonna take no shit from no nigs," Steve replied. "Both Hal and I are fighters." Well, as NewsGuy would say: "BuHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHA" Stay tuned NimRhoids. More on this story as the bung holes open up.

Vonnie's New Wheels

2006-01-21T13:51:00.000-08:00

Michael Belvins aka Vonblubber returned to Florida this week to patch things up with Bernadette. It seems that Michael had been picking up "hookers of color" in the family van that doubles as transport for Bernadette's Nazi daycare.
Michael reportedly fell back in Bernadette's good graces when he promised to leave the black hoe's alone. He also agreed to give Brenadette hours of oral sexual pleasure as well as letting her use the "big black strap on dildo" on Von's often violated poop shoot. Also he was grounded from the family van. It is unclear whether Vonnie accepted Bernadette's terms but he was seen motoring around Florida on this pimped out ride.

Divine Johnson aka "Big Drink o'Chocolate" had this to say, "That fat white boy maybe my best customer but I ain't gonna be caught dead on that piece of shit. But that and his bitch assed wife ain't gonna keep us apart. That white boy is hooked, he wants what I got and he knows he can't stay away from my stuff. I'll go pick him up myself, as long as he's got the cheese. My milk shake keeps Von comin' to the yard!"

More as the story develops.

Harry Schwartz Rises From The Grave!

2006-01-21T00:21:00.001-08:00

In a surprise move (to some) Harry Schwartz arose from the grave today after 4 days of being dead. He crawled out of Unknown Fucktard's garbage can and demanded a beer. "Being dead makes you thirsty." Schwartz admitted. "What's the big fucking deal?" Schwartz said. "It's always been a joke to us, Jesus coming back and all you gentiles getting all bent out of shape over the whole damn thing. Every Jew can do it, most just don't want to. What kind of putz gives up heaven to come back to this shit hole? Hell, I'd have never returned but I can't let Bill White get in the last fucking word."

Ms. Schwartz when reached for comment said, "Awwww fuck not again" and "...if they think they are getting his life insurance money back, they got another thing coming." Unknown Fucktard was reportedly happy about the whole affair. "Man I'm glad he came back and especailly before trash pick up day. My goddamn trashmen get all weird about dead Jews in the can. They charge me three times as much to get rid of a Jew as they do a gentile. Goddamn anti-semantic bastards." said Fucktard.

Momma Told me Not to Cum: Nimbuster MLK Party Blow OUT 2006

2006-01-19T21:02:00.000-08:00

Generally speaking the Nimbuster MLK bash was considered a great success despite the accidental death of Harry Schwartz.*

Mrs. Schwartz, seen here, seemed unfazed by Harry’s death and found other things to amuse herself. "He was a dead fuck anyway," she explained "couldn't get it up half the time. I only married him for the money only to find the asshole was the world's only pennyless Jew."

Hal Turner arrived early and snorted up all the white party favors then advanced on the kitchen where he snorted all the flour which caused him to go into an uncontrollable coughing fit which he blamed on an unknown hacker at IP address: 68.10.35.153 he then attempted to beg and extort money from the other guests for the rest of the night.

Woger Wiseman and Amish Sheep Fucker traded techniques for "romancing the lamb" for hours until Doc arrived and Woger hid behind the curtains with his knees shaking. He spent the next few hours babbling, "I'm not Roger either." He started masturbating shortly after Lloyd arrived at the party.

While Black Jesus, SLEGEHAMMER88, and Nicole Nichols took a video camera to one of the bedrooms in Unknown Fucktard's South Fork home and were not seen for several hours, though there were spanking sounds coming come behind the closed doors with Nichole whimpering that she would be a good girl next time.

Bill is seen here with Isis and an unknown friend. Bill and Isis
seem to be turning green with embarrassment. In case you're confused, Isis is the one with the larger cock.

TimeLORD, Lloyd Davies arrived fashionably late with a friend who may have exterminated some of the more obnoxious NimRhoid party guests. As expected Lloyd didn't get laid at the party. Even though these two girls were hired to have sex with Lloyd. Everything seemed to be going fine until the girls actually saw Lloyd.
You want us to do what with that fat fuck, the girl on the right remarked! The girl on the left latter left with Von.

NewsGuy and DeLorean got into a fist fight for reasons unknown to anyone but them, then became shit faced drunk and "buddies for life". DeLorean then attempted to give NewsGuy a "Viking Funeral," after NewsGuy passed out, dead drunk. NewsGuy had to ruin the whole festive occasion by not actually being dead and jumping up screaming in the middle of his funeral, after he was set on fire.
DeLorean seen here on the left
while NewGuy is far to the right.

And last but not least the party name tags were a big hit with everyone except Anonymous Asshole.

*For detail on the death of Harry F. Schwartz see the next article, "Harry Schwartz,
dead at age 36."

Harry Schwartz Dead at age 36.

2006-01-17T14:14:00.000-08:00

Fake Schwartz
Picture

Real Schwartz Picture

It is my sad duty to have to report the death of fellow Nimbuster and suspected Nimbuster Admin, Harry Schwartz. Harry had a tragic accident at the Nimbuster MLK party Monday night held at Unknown Fucktard's South Fork Dallas home. It seems the toilet lid fell back on
Harry's head as he was getting a drink. He fell into the bowl and died. Bill White, upon discovering the body attempted mouth to mouth which then led to Bill anally sodomizing Harry.
Sometime during the act Harry briefly regained consciousness mouthing the words, "I told you he was a dick smoker!" His eyes then closed and never to reopen again. He was officially pronounced dead at Parkland Hospital. Bill White's statement was, "Goddamn Jew sure was a dead fuck, even worse than Luke!" and "Aha, I finally got in the last word."

ISIS THREATENS DEATH AND WORSE FOR UNKNOWN FUCKTARD

2006-01-16T21:08:00.000-08:00

Gorrilla Photographer Isis (name with held because despite what I've lied about in the past I don't fucking know it!) today threatened worlds smartest Nimbuster: Unknown Fucktard. Isis wrote in the comment section concerning our hero:
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Alright Bitch, I've just about had all the shit out of you that I am going to take. I have a gun and I am going to blow your ass away!!!! Your going down mother fucker and it ain't gonna be easy. I'm going to make you suffer.

You should have never wrote about the love affair between Bill and I. Bill is still struggling with his homosexuality and when you wrote that shit he went right back into the closet. You're gonna suffer bitch. I promise you you'll suffer. You'll beg for death, for fucking days? You hear me I will make you beg for death. And worse I'll make you wish you were Steve Holsten you sorry mother fucker!

Just remember the next click you hear could be your last!

Sorely pissed off at your bitch ass,

Isis.

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Unknown Fucktard was when reached for a comment was heard screaming: HELP! HELP! The crazy bitch wants to kill me!!!!

It is reported the Unknown Fucktard is asking NSM for 24 hour protection. In a statement Unknown Fucktard said, "Look I'm a white man and she's a Joo. Goddamn she's got a gun. Hell, I've already gotten shot once by a woman (ex-wife) and I wasn't even
cheating on her that damn time. Oh and BTW don't send that chickenshit Von. Because if you do I won't stand a goddamn chance! I'll be as good as dead. Oh and don't send Hal either. I'm out of coke and too scared to go out and buy some more."

NSM so far hasn't responded. More as the story develops.

A funny thing happened on the way to the Titty Bar...

2006-01-16T18:10:00.000-08:00

Here Pussy Pussy......

Well fellow NimRhoids a funny thing happened to me on the way to the titty bar tonight. Just before I got to Baby Dolls I gave 'ole Von a call, on the cell phone. I got Hal who was screening the calls for VonWelfare. I told him I was Unknown Fucktard. Hal then put me on hold and told me that when I heard the "beep" I'd be live on the air. I could hear Von talking to some ass kisser in the mean time. Then I hear the "beep" , Von comes on and asks me, "Okay, caller where are you from and what is your name?"

"I'm from Dallas Texas, I'm a Nimbuster, I'm known as Unknown Fucktard." I say. The next thing I hear is Von saying, "Hal, get rid of this caller." Then a dial tone. What a fucking pussy. Was there ever a time in your life that you had a set of balls, Von? You're brave enough to beat on a woman (domestic abuse) but not brave enough to talk to a man, eh Von. I call you pussy.

On a related note, I got email from "Black Jesus" who says he never even got past Hal. He was hung up on before he ever got to talk to Von. Hey Von, you know what that white stuff on the top of chicken shit is? That's chicken shit too, boy. And that my friend is you.
On a unrelated note the girls at Baby Dolls were very friendly tonight. Stormy let your sack wearing hero eat her pussy during a table dance. Dallas has the best titty bars, NimRhoids.

This Chicken Shit Award is Fer You Micheal Belvins.

And Remember NimRhoids for the best dancers in Texas:

Note: they told me if I gave them a plug I'd get a free table dance!
They have three great locations in the Dallas/Fort Worth Area for all
your preverted needs!

Nimbusters that Time FORGOT!

2006-01-15T04:51:00.000-08:00

Urinal Cake

Not much is known about the Nimbuster known as Urinal Cake other than he had a quick wit and usually posted something memorable and funny. Urinal Cake is credited with coining the phrase "VonWelfare" after Schwartz revealed that VonBluvens recieved public assistance. The real Urinal Cake hasn't posted in ages but is often impersonated by Woger or more recently impersonate by NewsGuy. You can tell the fake Urinal Cakes by either their stupidity or their
right winged racist leanings.

Ticker and Rev. Big Boa are two right wingers from Michigan who routinely got into heated debates with
Vonblubber. At the height of their war Boa threatened to "...carve a star of David on Blevin's forehead..." This seemed to really piss Vonnie off and he outted the "Mighty Men from Michigan" as janitors (or at least Boa who Von claimed was a guy named Evans) in a federal building. In the photo to the right Ticker is seen facing us and Boa has his back to us. The two became very put out when the Hams (Woger and Lloyd) came upon the scene. Boa rarely posts on Nimbusters any longer but both of the Mighty Janitors have their own forums:

Ticker's: http://home.comcast.net/~unclejesus/
Boa: http://home.comcast.net/~bigboa/

It is generally accepted that before Evans was Boa he was known as The Right Reverend NewBomb Turk. Boa denies this claim.

Above is Boa's favorite avatar.

NSM Imposter Blog Claims Nicole Nichols is a Black Porn Star

2006-01-14T22:03:00.001-08:00

Ex-Nimbuster Micheal VonBlevins aka VonWelfare aka VonBlubber has recently posted on the NSM blog that Nicole Nichols of Citizen's Against hate is a black women and a porn star. Von then posted pictures of this woman whom he says is Alecia Hernandez of Dallas Texas:

Upon seeing these photos most Nimbusters (it is widely suspected that most Nimbusters still live with their mother) left white gooie puddles on the floor of their mothers basement. Nikki was voted in to replace Isis as Nimbuster board Goddess and even NewsGuy a noted Icelanic Viking and Racist admitted to wanting to stuff his sausage between those sweet cheeks. Hubba Hubba! All Nimbusters (with the exception of Steve Holsten who is a known homosexual) gave darling Nikki a one hand up, pants around ankle salute for having a very fine ass. Here's to you babe, we love ya.

Micheal VonBlubber Minster of Misinformation

On a related note we decided to reinstate Vons Nimbuster status. It was taken from him when he left the board in cowardice when Rev. Boa threatened to carve a Star of David on his forehead. Here's to you Von you big ear clown. You're one of us again, Vonnie (well at least until the next time you piss us off again, you big dope). Steve as previously mentioned is a noted homsexual would gave the only nay to sweet Nikki.

Steve Holsten pictured below is still trying to figure out why Disco is dead.

VonBlubber Nimbuster Minister of Misinformation

2006-01-14T04:10:00.000-08:00

Photo by Picasso

Micheal Blevins aka VonBluvens aka VonBlubber. Every board needs it's court Jester. Today
Our Hero Steve fills this spot but before Steve hit his stride there was Vonblubber. To post on Nimbusters you have to have a bit of a thick skin. Von was particularly funny because of his inablity to take a joke. Typical Neo-Nazi know nothing Von would routinely get into arguments with Rev. Big Boa and ticker. Almost always wrong Von would never have the balls to admit it.
The arguements would become more and more heated and at one point Boa threaten "...to carve a star of David in Von's forehead..."

Von has a thing for Hilter and attempts to walk in his footsteps. He became a total laughing stock when he admitted that he liked fat women (more to the point he likes to sponge off fat women since he hasn't help a job in ages) and collected Welfare. In face he was labeled as "VonWelfare" my many NimRhoids. Von collects a SSI check because of mental disablities reportedly brought on by his drug use. He drives a rusted out Volkswagon Beetle and apparently his wife's daycare van. Bill white reported on Overthrow.com that Von "...picks up fat black hookers..." in his wife's daycare van? This story was quickly taken down. SLEDGEHAMMER88 looked into the matter
(and seemingly the only one who gave a shit) and decided that Bill White was full of
shit. While Von might pick up black hookers he didn't do it in the nonexistant daycare van.

When Professor Pluss aka Jacques Pluss, Von's former friend broke from the Nazi ranks he outted Von for being on the drug Seroquel which is a severe psychological drug used to control maniac episodes & Schizophrenia . According to Harry Schwartz, "Blevins is also prevented by Virginia courts from seeing his own biological children. He's also on social security disability for being mentally ill."
Von is one sick puppy, let's face it boys and girls.

When Billy Met Isis: Tales from Washington DC.

2006-01-12T21:45:00.000-08:00

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. I was transversing the red light districts of
DC looking for a little cheap love. The damn darkie hoes turned me down because of my Nutzi work uniform, the ones that didn't wanted more than 30 bucks and my personal IOU. What was I to do? Me one of the most intelligent men on the planet unable to get laid. Should I shallow my pride (and oh god if I gave in I'd be swallowing a lot worse than that) and call up Luke? I really didn't want to do that. Hell, it was my turn to be the bitch and that little bastard wouldn't forget that. If I was lucky he'd give me a reach around. If I wasn't lucky then I'd go home with Mr. Happy standing hard in all his three inch pride and a sore ass. Not an acceptable option.

It was then I spotted her. A streetwalker all decked out in a white dress. Oh my god, she was blond and Aryan looking. So I approached her and gave her with my usual smooth and swab approach. "Hi bitch, I'm Billy, want to fuck?" I said, in a cool sort of way. She responded to my charms. "You got money, FATASS?" She said. It was a dream come true but then it went horribly wrong!!!

I went home with a sore ass and an unhappy Mr. Happy that day, not to mention a lighter wallet.

Today's Featured Nimbuster: ISIS

2006-01-11T16:09:00.000-08:00

Isis caught here shooting at historymike.

Isis:

Now it can be argued that Isis is not really a Nimbuster but she has captured our imagination and seemingly posts on Nimbusters (or more likely she is impersonated). Isis calls herself a guerilla photographer (or was it Gorilla phototgrapher?) and posted about Bill White in such a way as to seem to have the hots for him. Or will she just sleep with anyone to get a good photo op? She has her own Blog: http://isisimagery.blogspot.com/

Bill White is shown here. Pull in the stomach, FAT ASS!

Bill is definitely after the poontange but may have to convert back to liberalism and start liking black people before he'll get any of the Isis nookie. Not to mention, he'd bettter start working out. Hey Bill, your ass is FAT. Your catching up to Vonblubber. Bill loves to post his bullshit on Isis's comment section of her Blog but unlike the rest of us Isis is too damn nice to out and out call Bill a cocksucking liar like a good little Nimbuster will do. She says, "Bill has his own way of telling things." Goddamn straight, Isis. It is called bold faced lying. You can tell Bill doesn't have much experience with women (just ask Luke) he's trying to impress her the way a third grader would. Better go back to poking the booty holes of men, Bill. You'll have a higher rate of sucess. What, you don't like me calling you a faggot
Billy? Then sue me. My name is Steven Craig Holsten. I live in Missouri and you come out here and I'll kick your sorry bitch ass.

Bill shown here with his lover Luke.

Still, seeing Isis's picture it is not hard to see what you hard up boys see in her. I mean hell, most of you haven't been laid in a while or in Lloyd's case....never. Besides I am not so sure that Isis is not a carpet muncher. Notice the booby pictures on her Blog? (Damn straight, I did they were the best article to date) I mean she seems to get off on other women's boobs (I ain't got no problem with it hell, lesbians like some of the same things I do). Bill made an ass out of himself on this issue. He'd better start kissing ass if he wants to make some points with Isis. Oh and sorry NimRhoids, I tried to get Isis to send me some naked pictures of herself but she got all pissy about it. I'm pretty sure the answer was no but I'll keep trying.

Do be good NimRhoids and pester Isis on her blog about getting us some naked pictures of herself.

Photos by Isis and Picasso. Used totally without fucking permission. Fuck you sue me. My name is Steven Craig Holsten and I'll kick your ass. So suck my sweet 'ole homo dick!

Nimbusters: Who is the Craziest? A Who's Who of Nimbusters!!!

2006-01-09T21:58:00.000-08:00

The Admin of Nimbusters (the man without a name) boasts that Nimbusters has been serving the mentally ill since 2002 (April) so this just begs the question who is the craziest Nimbuster? Well bunkie we are going to attempt to answer that question. Here are the bios on several of the most likely candidates:

Amanda:

Amanda came to us from alt.flame.niggers, why I'm not really sure other than there are a lot of racists on the board. Amanda is a white woman who prefers the company of black men. This of course really upset many of the racists like SLEDGEHAMMER88, Woger, Steve, and 999. I had the chance to talk with Amanda on the phone and she admitted she suffered from Bipolar disorder as well as manic depression. She hasn't posted for a while but of course she gets impersonated from time to time.

Kennewick_Man:
(Photoshop by me: Unknown Fucktard)

Kennewick_Man aka Stan Lawson is a Asian loving man from Texas who went to some uppity
school (up north I think) and has a thing for gook bitches. The racists love to hate him.

SLEDGEHAMMER88:

SLEDGEHAMMER88 is a skinhead racist and supposed Vietnam Vet who has a thing for spanking bad girls bottoms. Here he is in action with a very bad (not to mention fat) young lady.
Yeah buddy, our fellow Nimbuster is teaching her a lesson. I'm quite sure she won't do that again. Ouchie.

Steve Holsten aka Your Great Hero Steve

Steve is easiest Nimbuster to fuck with. He goes totally ape shit when you mention: His son Michael, DirecTV, Schwartz, or anything about "nigger dick sucking". Steve is a racist from hell
with clear mental problems. He has a thing for dicks and is always wanting someone to suck his.
He also seem to have a thing for the penises of black men. Steve is an idiot.

Bill White. Our William claimed first to have an IQ of 158. It soon grew to 178 and now reportedly has dropped back to 175. Bill is a rebel without a clue who jumps
from left to right and now is a nigger hating slum lord. He has admitted to frequent thoughts of suicide. Please, Bill please. Give me your address and I send you the bullet.

Hal Turner

Hal is a cocaine snorting Internet Radio Talk Show host. Hal stands 5'6 but seems to think he could actually kick someones ass. He is a habital liar and loves to beg for bucks. He hates black people, Jews, spics, and Commies.

Woger aka Roger Wiseman.

Woger is a complete and utter retard. He stalks Lloyd Davies 24/7 and posts the same spam over and over. If sources are to believed (Woger Tracker aka Ray Chason) Woger has been previously sent to a mental institution for beating up his own mother. According to his ex-wife he is a bedwetting woman beater who was fired from his garbage man job and now lives on SSI for being insain. He posts so much spam the Admin gave him his own forum: The Cocksucker Lounge. Woger was recently voted Cock Sucker of the Year by his fellow Nimbusters. He loves to impersonate others in that he is too stupid and unoriginal to come up with his own handles.
He will rarely if ever post under his own name but is easily identified by his constant posting of homosexual images concerning Lloyd and Steve.

Lloyd Davies:

Lloyd Davies is a pizza delivery boy for Papa John's who lives in Alabama and fancies himself a Dr. Who TimeLORD. He is a 32 year old virgin (gee like that is a fucking surprise) who is stalked over the internet by Woger Wiseman. He does a lame (very fucking lame) Internet Radio Show. It has been reported he was fired from Papa John's for eating pieces of pizza he was supposed to be delievering. He is Our Hero Steve's one and only friend. Steve wants to suck Lloyd's fat little dick.

Lloyd has won Nimbuster of the Year two years running (2005 & 2006).

She Male Posting Dude.
She Male Posting Dude, voted as the Least Popular Guy to share your Prison Cell with is famous for the posting of Shemale pictures (Duh!). He claims not to be a homosexual and says that having sex with a Shemale is not a homosexual activity. Right. It has long been rumored that Woger is actually the Shemale Dude. This rumor resurfaced when the interview with Woger's ex Regina surfaced and she noted that Woger had a thing for "chicks with dix".

Heather B. Armstong

Heather is a card carrying liberal and an supporter of CAH. She has vowed to get Nimbuster's TOSed and is supposedly pursuing this with ever fiber of her being. She seems to have given up posting on Nimbusters but is often impersonated. She has her own little blog called dooce.com and is infamous for having been fired for posting things on her blog concerning her boss. Heather it should be pointed out is a blonde.

Unknown Fucktard: Yours Truely.
I am without doubt the smartest Nimbuster. I've been around
since almost day one. I can only take Nimbusters in short doses.

Admin

The Admin (pictured here) started Nimbusters for whatever reason back in April of 2002. Most are amazed that it is still around. It had a fun run on Network54 where it
was deleted every other day due to the constant whining of Steve, Woger, and Lloyd about one another. They would TOS it on a daily basis. There have always been rumors about the Admin. My favorite is that he is really Harry Schwartz. Woger thinks he is Stan Lawson (has Woger ever been right about anything?) The Admin is quite insain though he does put up (mostly) with the lot of us.